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  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;This is the classic &lt;a href=&quot;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Loldongs&quot;&gt;Loldongs&lt;/a&gt; tshirt from the famous &lt;a href=&quot;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/DNS_Comic&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;DNS&lt;/span&gt; Comic&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s a yellow Gildan 100% cotton Tshirt printed with a red star and black letters. Impress your friends and confound your enemies!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This shirt is a Gildan brand 100% cotton tshirt. It is professionally, factory screen printed and of high quality. This is not a heat transfer or iron-on. It is a true screen print. &lt;i&gt;This design has been discontinued, that means we won&amp;#8217;t be getting more in once this inventory is gone. If you want one, get it now.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;100% heavy weight Cotton&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Screen printed (This is not shitty zazzle/cafepress quality. These are actual screen prints, not heat transfers)&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Gildan Brand&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Men&#8217;s Sizes&lt;/li&gt;
	&lt;li&gt;Incredibly dramatic&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;If you have a picture of yourself wearing the loldongs shirt, send it to store [at] encyclopediadramatica.com and get a $3.00 discount off a future order!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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  <body>This is the classic &lt;a href=&quot;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Loldongs&quot;&gt;Loldongs&lt;/a&gt; tshirt from the famous &lt;a href=&quot;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/DNS_Comic&quot;&gt;DNS Comic&lt;/a&gt;. 

It's a yellow Gildan 100% cotton Tshirt printed with a red star and black letters. Impress your friends and confound your enemies!

This shirt is a Gildan brand 100% cotton tshirt. It is professionally, factory screen printed and of high quality. This is not a heat transfer or iron-on. It is a true screen print. &lt;i&gt;This design has been discontinued, that means we won't be getting more in once this inventory is gone. If you want one, get it now.&lt;/i&gt;


* 100% heavy weight Cotton
* Screen printed (This is not shitty zazzle/cafepress quality. These are actual screen prints, not heat transfers)
* Gildan Brand
* Men&#8217;s Sizes
* Incredibly dramatic

&lt;b&gt;If you have a picture of yourself wearing the loldongs shirt, send it to store [at] encyclopediadramatica.com and get a $3.00 discount off a future order!&lt;/b&gt;</body>
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